level 1. · 6y · edited 6y. An Aston Villa fan walks into a pub with his dog just as the football scores come on the TV. The announcer says that Aston Villa have lost 3-0 and the dog immediately rolls over on its back, sticks its paws in the air and plays dead. "That's amazing," says the barman, "what does he do when they win?"
r/dadjokes. Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent.
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fstop123/ Getty Images. With four billion fans around the world, soccer is the most popular sport in the world. Having some serious team spirit includes not only cheering for your favorite team but also sharing some funny jokes about soccer.
Best Soccer Puns And Jokes. 1. Why did the chicken get ejected from the soccer game? — For persistent fowl play. 2. Why do football players do well in school? — They know how to use their heads! 3. What is a goalkeeper’s favourite snack? — Beans on post! 4. Why did the soccer player bring string to her game? — So she could tie the ...